It seems that recent activity on this blog has been... libidinous. So, in keeping with the theme, I thought I'd discuss one of my great lost romances: former Nevada Senator Bob Beers. Scandalmonger thinks the R-J has picked Mike Montandon as his replacement.
I feel compelled to remind the world, once again, that Bob Beers cannot be replaced. He will forever have a special place in my heart. Perhaps, I may one day learn to love again... but until then, Review-Journal, do not toy with my emotions!