DO YOUR TAXES CORRECTLY!!!
Tom Daschle, America's Gayest Heterosexual and President Obama's pick to lead us down the Path of Socialism, mistakenly failed to pay $128,000 in taxes. That means no one gives a shit anymore about Tim Geithner's paltry thirty-something-thousand dollar tax screw up.
When discussing this with a friend the other day, she pointed out that you have to make a LOT of money to owe $30,000 in taxes. Owing $128,000 is eye-watering, especially since it was all taxes owed on one fringe benefit: a chauffeur.
Anyway, if you're like me, on the bottom half of the greasy pole, don't worry so much about the occasional coke party or tranny hooker. Hire an accountant!