Do yr taxez!!1!

Just a special note to all the eager young things in and around the Nation's Capital:


Tom Daschle, America's Gayest Heterosexual and President Obama's pick to lead us down the Path of Socialism, mistakenly failed to pay $128,000 in taxes. That means no one gives a shit anymore about Tim Geithner's paltry thirty-something-thousand dollar tax screw up.

When discussing this with a friend the other day, she pointed out that you have to make a LOT of money to owe $30,000 in taxes. Owing $128,000 is eye-watering, especially since it was all taxes owed on one fringe benefit: a chauffeur. In one year Over three years.

Anyway, if you're like me, on the bottom half of the greasy pole, don't worry so much about the occasional coke party or tranny hooker. Hire an accountant!

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